How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else
in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't
even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in
the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once
they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light
bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD
for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of
God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE
IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED
FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DAMNED
I'm sorry.... What was the question?