to town this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my
left and there was a woman in a brand new Mustang doing 65
miles per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror
putting on her eyeliner!
looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she
was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!
scared me so badly that I dropped my electric shaver, which
knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion
of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against
the steering wheel, it knocked my cellphone away from my ear
which fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED
AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!