Next Survivor Series
Six married men will be dropped on an island for six weeks.
Each man has one car and four kids. Each kid plays two sports
and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access
to fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep
his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science
projects, cook, do laundry, etc.
men only have access to television when the kids are asleep
and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them
and there is no remote. The men must shave their legs, wear
makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while
driving or while making four lunches.
man must workout 3-4 times weekly to maintain his figure.
They must attend weekly school meetings, clean up after their
sick children at 3:00 a.m., make an Indian hut model with
six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker, and get a 4-year-old
to eat a serving of peas.
kids vote them off the island, based on performance.
last man wins only if he has enough energy to be excitedly
intimate with his spouse at any moment's notice after completing
all the above challenges. If the last man does win, the prize
is to be allowed to play the game over and over again for
the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called
"Mom." One more thing. They cannot kill themselves
or the kids, or they automatically get voted off.