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The Next Survivor Series

Six married men will be dropped on an island for six weeks. Each man has one car and four kids. Each kid plays two sports and either takes music or dance classes. There is no access to fast food. Each man must take care of his 4 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, complete science projects, cook, do laundry, etc.

The men only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. There is only one TV between them and there is no remote. The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, which they must apply themselves either while driving or while making four lunches.

Each man must workout 3-4 times weekly to maintain his figure. They must attend weekly school meetings, clean up after their sick children at 3:00 a.m., make an Indian hut model with six toothpicks, a tortilla and one marker, and get a 4-year-old to eat a serving of peas.

The kids vote them off the island, based on performance.

The last man wins only if he has enough energy to be excitedly intimate with his spouse at any moment's notice after completing all the above challenges. If the last man does win, the prize is to be allowed to play the game over and over again for the next 18-25 years, eventually earning the right to be called "Mom." One more thing. They cannot kill themselves or the kids, or they automatically get voted off.

 

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