Proposition No Woman Could Resist
woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail
with her girlfriends when an exceptionally handsome, tall,
extremely sexy middle-aged man entered. He was so striking
that the woman could not take her eyes off of him. The young-at-heart
man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly
toward her. (As all men will) Before she could offer her apologies
for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
"I'll do anything, absolutely anything that you want
me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20... On one condition."
(There are always conditions) Flabbergasted, the woman asked
what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words."
(controlling, huh?) The woman considered his proposition for
a moment, then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse. She
pressed it into the man's hand along with her address. Then
looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly, and meaningfully,
said... "Clean my house."